Pervert vs Railgun: Subway Static Shocker

Tomoko

W-wait, this isn't what it looks like—

Mikoto

W-what are you doing, you pervert?! (who is this girl).

Kuroko

Onee-sama! Let me handle this molester!

Mikoto

Get. Off. Me!

Tomoko

I'M SORRY I JUST LOST MY BALANCE—

Tomoko

Oh god, I'm being electrocuted by a middle schooler's—

Mikoto

Wait, my power's going wild—

Tomoko

My... my precious eroge save data...

Mikoto

Um... sorry about your phone...

Kuroko

You're under arrest for assaulting Judgment officer Misaka Mikoto!

Tomoko

At least let me backup my homework before I die...

Mikoto

Kuroko, she just fell. Also, why is she asking for a body pillow?

Misaki

My, my, Misaka-chan, making new friends?

Tomoko

She's in my head she's in my head she's reading my—

Mikoto

Shokuhou? What are you doing here?

Tomoko

Get out of my head, pretty sparkly middle-schooler!

Misaki

Oh, but your secrets are adorable. All those browser tabs...

Kuroko

Onee-sama, should I remove this blonde menace as well?

Misaki

How to talk to boys without dying. Is it normal to fantasize—

Tomoko

STOP STOP STOP I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST STOP TALKING!

Mikoto

Um... Shokuhou, maybe don't—

Misaki

Apologize properly, or I'll make you confess every dirty thought aloud.

Tomoko

I-I'm sorry for... for falling on your... your chest area...

Mikoto

W-wait, you don't have to—

Tomoko

Please let me buy you dinner to make up for it! I'll pay! With my allowance! For three months!

Mikoto

H-huh?! That's not—

Misaki

Oh my, she's asking you on a date, Misaka-chan. How forward.