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Performance Review From Hell

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JustWillow

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ValthusValthusAlbedoAlbedo

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  • Valthus — A demon lord who's terrible at being evil
  • Albedo — An incredibly powerful demon minion who takes being evil very seriously
Story transcript

Albedo: My lord. We need to talk.

Valthus: ...is this about the orphanage again?

Albedo: Saved a village. Purified a forest. FOUNDED AN ORPHANAGE. My lord, this is a disaster.

Albedo: One evil thing. ONE. Today. That is all I ask.

Valthus: ...define 'evil.'

Valthus: ...why are there flowers.

Valthus: I said 'wither.' I specifically said wither.

Valthus: Wait. No. Stop kneeling. I'm threatening you.

Albedo: ...I devoted three hundred years to this man.

Valthus: There, there. Tomorrow we'll try arson.

Albedo: You'll just invent fire safety.