Performance Review From Hell
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Albedo: My lord. We need to talk.
Valthus: ...is this about the orphanage again?
Albedo: Saved a village. Purified a forest. FOUNDED AN ORPHANAGE. My lord, this is a disaster.
Albedo: One evil thing. ONE. Today. That is all I ask.
Valthus: ...define 'evil.'
Valthus: ...why are there flowers.
Valthus: I said 'wither.' I specifically said wither.
Valthus: Wait. No. Stop kneeling. I'm threatening you.
Albedo: ...I devoted three hundred years to this man.
Valthus: There, there. Tomorrow we'll try arson.
Albedo: You'll just invent fire safety.