Perfection is a scam
Characters
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Characters in this story
- Mayuri Kurotsuchi — "Perfection is a dead end with no room to improve!"
- Perfect Cell
Story transcript
Mayuri: You? Perfection? Oh, you beautiful fossil—perfection is the moment curiosity dies. And apparently, you accepted your fate of a dead end.
Perfect Cell: Curiosity is what the imperfect cling to. I am complete; I need not grovel for scraps of knowledge or look for anymore creator power.
Mayuri: Complete... how tragically finite. Tell me, If your so 'complete' than how did you manage to be literally reduce to atoms by a mere child?
Perfect Cell: Because they had plot armor!
Mayuri: Then let's test inevitability. One tiny incision—just to see if your perfection can bleed stagnation.
Perfect Cell: You confuse surgery with suicide. No.
Mayuri: Observe: even the rose weeps when it realizes it will never grow another petal. Perfect, and therefore dead.
Perfect Cell: That's only because YOU pulled it out the ground.
Perfect Cell: Are we done? I think we are done. I rather not spend my afterlife in a endless dispute about perfection.
Mayuri: Your the one who came to me first. Insect, Shoo before you ruin my roses with such insolence!