Pekora plays Dark Souls III
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Story transcript
Usada Pekora: Peko peko peko... Is anyone there? Hello?
Usada Pekora: This game isn't that scary, right? AH-HA⬆️HA⬇️HA⬆️HA⬇️!
Fire Keeper: Welcome, Ashen One. I see you are... different from the others.
Fire Keeper: May I ask why your armor has... bunny ears?
Usada Pekora: Because I'm the legendary war criminal of Pekoland, peko! The greatest knight in all the lands!
Usada Pekora: (Why is this lady so gloomy? She needs to lighten up, peko!)
Abyss Watcher: *growls* Intruder... must... eliminate...
Usada Pekora: PEKOOOO! Wait wait wait! I'm just passing through! I come in peace!
Usada Pekora: Chat! What do I do?! What button is block again?!
Abyss Watcher: For the Abyss! For Artorias!
Usada Pekora: I PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTOOOOOON!
Usada Pekora: AH-HA⬆️HA⬇️HA⬆️HA⬇️! Why does this always happen to meeeeee!
Fire Keeper: And so falls another Ashen One... this one perhaps the strangest yet.
Fire Keeper: At least her screams were... uniquely melodic.