Panic Potato's Live Mic Apocalypse

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Characters in this story

  • Tomoko Kuroki
  • Ruby the cyborg — Ruby is a cyborg who is also an idol, she performs music around the galaxy as the galactic idol, she is 22 years old, 6ft2 and possess weapons in her body.
  • Cyber Dragon 9000 Sharry — Share is a cyber dragon created from the future, she has abilities of a dragon, she live eternally throughout her life with her mini dragon companion, she is 5ft5 and quite mature.
Story transcript

Tomoko: Oh no—my mic is ON?!

Tomoko: They can hear every pathetic wheeze—I'm the human bagpipe of despair!

Cyber Dragon 9000 Sharry: Congratulations, you've weaponized awkward breathing. Enemy team logged out from second-hand embarrassment.

Ruby the cyborg: Decibel spike at 42 kHz—recorded for future psychological warfare.

Tomoko: I-It’s a tactical hyperventilation strategy! Totally meta!

Tomoko: Why does my avatar still have sweat physics in a warzone?!

Cyber Dragon 9000 Sharry: New objective: escort the panic potato to extraction without audio casualties.

Tomoko: P-Potato?!

Ruby the cyborg: Uploading 'Tomoko Hyperventilation ASMR' to the lobby jukebox. Tips appreciated.

Tomoko: Noooo—my social HP is already zero!

Tomoko: At least my suffering will have a royalty stream...

Tomoko: I'm not the protagonist—I'm the tutorial NPC everyone skips...

Cyber Dragon 9000 Sharry: Distraction unit specs: 0.5 HP, ∞ shame. Could work.

Ruby the cyborg: Cringe counter at 97...98...99—

Tomoko: W-wait, there's a counter?!

Cyber Dragon 9000 Sharry: New strat: we weaponize the embarrassment storm. Everyone stack mics.

Tomoko: I'm not a weapon—I'm a walking OSHA violation...

Ruby the cyborg: Uploading 'WheezeDrop_8bit.exe'—syncing bass to her cardiac rhythm.

Tomoko: At least license my misery as lo-fi study beats...

Cyber Dragon 9000 Sharry: If we win, I'll autograph your shame. If we lose, you're the new lobby mascot.

Tomoko: Wait—did the cool cyber-dragon just offer me... a job?!

Panic Potato's Live Mic Apocalypse by 5655poolo | WhatIf Visual Fanfic · WhatIf