Ork Hunt with the Bandit Killer
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Story transcript
Kazuma: Uh, excuse me, but you two look strong... My party bailed on me. Any chance you'd team up for this ork hunt?
Lina: Depends. You carrying healing potions? I'm not babysitting a corpse.
Naga: Oh, little man, we only partner with those who can keep up—
Kazuma: Reward's two hundred thousand eris. Split three ways it's still fat—
Lina: Deal.
Naga: L-Lina?!
Naga: We can't take just any tag-along! What's your specialty, boy?
Kazuma: Stealing panties.
Lina: We're doomed.
Naga: If you swipe mine, I'll freeze you solid.
Kazuma: N-noted. (Holy crap she's so hot but scary).
Lina: We'll test you on the field. First sign of cowardice, we leave you as ork bait.
Kazuma: Story of my life...
Try not to die too quickly—my laugh needs an audience!
Lina: First spell to draw blood claims the bigger share!
Naga: Ha ha ha! You'll need my amplification spells just to scratch it!
Kazuma: Why are we making this a contest?!
Lina: Darkness beyond twilight...
Kazuma: Wait, is she casting THAT spell for one ork?!
Naga: Typical—always showing off with overkill!
Kazuma: She's going to vaporize the reward money along with the monster...
Lina: ...crimson beyond blood that flows...
Naga: Allow me—I'll demonstrate proper magical restraint!
Lina: You just want the first hit!
Kazuma: While they're distracted... maybe I can sneak around for the killing blow...
Ork: GRAAAAH!
Kazuma: It's... it's right behind me, isn't it?