Orenji’s Dollhouse Grab Sparks Frat-Force Chaos

Golderia

Rise and shine, Subspace! Today's sparkle forecast: one-hundred-percent fabulous!

Ironie

Goldie, your glitter just activated my early-warning "fabulous" sensor—wait, why's the house shaking?

Orenji

Morning, tiny friends! Your cottage looks collectible—mind if I... borrow it for my shelf?

Golderia

She called our frat house a "cottage," Ironie. That's basically a micro-aggression in architecture!

Ironie

Relax, Goldie. Let's see if she likes her new dollhouse—complete with pop-up mortgage payments.

Orenji

It's got expansion DLC! The roof just unlocked "open-concept" mode!

Golderia

Next time, ask before you renovate, giant goddess—our security deposit's non-refundable!