Orbital Oddities Unpack Zero-G Sarcasm

Cindy Hazama

Gravity's weird up here. My hair keeps trying to float into my mouth.

Roy Hazama

That's not gravity, that's your shampoo budget orbiting you.

Roy Hazama

New rule: no lounging on the coffee-table-that-used-to-be-a-satellite.

Orenji

She's testing structural integrity. Like a kitten, but with more sarcasm.

Cindy Hazama

Orenji, quick—what's the statistical chance Roy's next invention explodes before dinner?

Orenji

Ninety-two percent. The other eight percent is 'during' dinner.

Roy Hazama

Good news: I packed dehydrated ramen that survives explosions. Bad news: you two have to catch the noodles in zero-g.

Cindy Hazama

Okay, new home officially christened. First official act: vote to never unpack anything ever.

Roy Hazama

Motion denied. I need my toolbox to keep us from falling into Queensland tomorrow.

Orenji

Relax. If we fall, I'll just step us back into orbit.

Cindy Hazama

Say cheese, family of misfit satellites.

Roy Hazama

We prefer 'orbital oddities.'

Orenji

Smile before the ramen explodes.