Onwards my steed!

Tazuna

Director, this is... highly irregular. I'm your secretary, not a uma.

Yayoi Akikawa

Quiet, my noble steed! Today, you are not a secretary. but my mobile ride!

Yayoi Akikawa

Why did I request this, you ask? Because I can. Now... giddy up!

Tazuna

Waah! Director, that's—

Yayoi Akikawa

Faster, my champion! Feel the wind in your hair and the pain in your back!

Tazuna

This is... the most humiliating moment... of my career...

Yayoi Akikawa

Nonsense! You're giving me valuable insight into what our horse girls experience. Empathy training!

Tazuna

Director... do you know what the actual umas do, when they're done racing?

Yayoi Akikawa

Um... they get carrots and headpats?

Tazuna

They roll in the spirit that they have won.

Yayoi Akikawa

Umazing fact! but I wanted to continue riding. Oh well.