One Bed, Two Devils
Characters
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Characters in this story
- Osamu Dazai
- Fyodor Dostoevsky — The Demon, leader of the Rats in the House of the Dead
Story transcript
Dazai: I call the bed.
Fyodor Dostoevsky: You called it?
Dazai: It’s legally binding.
Fyodor Dostoevsky: The schedule is perfectly fair.
Dazai: It gives you the bed every night.
Dazai: Ah. It doesn’t say I can’t join you.
Dazai: You removed the wall.
Fyodor Dostoevsky: It was architecturally offensive.
Dazai: And the book?
Fyodor Dostoevsky: A boundary.
Dazai: If you pull that blanket again, I’ll consider it a declaration of war.
Fyodor Dostoevsky: Then stop shivering.
Dazai: New rule. Loser of the staring contest gets the bed forever.
Fyodor Dostoevsky: You blinked.