Octopus Armies Guard the Gate
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Vasuki Heditori
Behold! My elite octopus squad! Each one salutes you, Demon-lord-senpai!
Demon lord Murasaki
Theyre... theyre waving at me? Thats illegally adorable.
Omuri
Cute, yes—but imagine if they wore whipped-cream uniforms.
Vasuki Heditori
Whipped-cream uniforms would melt before lunch! Tactical failure!
Demon lord Murasaki
Stop giving her ideas! My stomachs already blushing!
Omuri
Then lets upgrade—spicy tuxedo octopi. Theyll kick your taste-buds into another dimension.
Vasuki Heditori
Dimension-hopping lunch? Science class never prepared me for this!
Demon lord Murasaki
Nutritional regulations across dimensions are murky at best...
Demon lord Murasaki
For the record, small commander, your octopus army outranks any spicy interdimensional invasion.
Vasuki Heditori
Promotion confirmed!
Omuri
If you ever want private tutoring on saucier toppings, find me after eighth period.
Vasuki Heditori
Deal—but only if you pass my pun exam first!
Vasuki Heditori
Gotta deploy to homeroom! Save a dimension for me at recess!
Demon lord Murasaki
Go, commander. Well guard the lunch timeline.
Omuri
He forgot his juice box. Shall we negotiate custody—using tongue?