Korososei: Well, this is certainly more... ornate than Class 3-E.
Charlie: Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! I'm Charlie, and you're our very first guest who isn't legally obligated to be here!
Vaggie: Charlie, why is there a giant banana with tentacles in our lobby?
Charlie: He's a rehabilitation candidate! Look at those innocent eyes!
Korosensei: Actually, I'm quite experienced with rehabilitation. Though usually it involves assassination attempts.
Angel: Well hello there, handsome. Those tentacles look... multifunctional.
Korosensei: I suddenly understand why my students always looked so uncomfortable.
Charlie: Angel, we talked about this. No harassing the guests on their first day.
Angel: Harass? I'm being hospitable! In the most biblical sense.
Vaggie: Congratulations, you made the eldritch horror uncomfortable. That's a new low.
Korosensei: I must admit, I expected more fire and brimstone. This is oddly... domestic.
Charlie: Stick around! By tomorrow you'll be selling cookies for our rehabilitation fundraiser!
Korosensei: I escaped assassination attempts for this?