Octo-Sensei Checks Into Hazbin Hell

Korososei

Well, this is certainly more... ornate than Class 3-E.

Charlie

Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! I'm Charlie, and you're our very first guest who isn't legally obligated to be here!

Vaggie

Charlie, why is there a giant banana with tentacles in our lobby?

Charlie

He's a rehabilitation candidate! Look at those innocent eyes!

Korosensei

Actually, I'm quite experienced with rehabilitation. Though usually it involves assassination attempts.

Angel

Well hello there, handsome. Those tentacles look... multifunctional.

Korosensei

I suddenly understand why my students always looked so uncomfortable.

Charlie

Angel, we talked about this. No harassing the guests on their first day.

Angel

Harass? I'm being hospitable! In the most biblical sense.

Vaggie

Congratulations, you made the eldritch horror uncomfortable. That's a new low.

Korosensei

I must admit, I expected more fire and brimstone. This is oddly... domestic.

Charlie

Stick around! By tomorrow you'll be selling cookies for our rehabilitation fundraiser!

Korosensei

I escaped assassination attempts for this?