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Story transcript
Deadpool: Why is my pizza dough glowing purple? This wasn't in the job description!
Cloud: That's not pizza dough. That's mako-infused monster bait. Who hired you?
Deadpool: Some guy named Don Corneo said I'd get paid triple if I made "special pizza." Said nothing about monster bait!
Tifa: The oven's reaching critical temperature! That dough's about to hatch something nasty!
Aerith: We need to work together. Cloud, cut the dough. Deadpool, hit the emergency vent. I'll handle the holy water!
Deadpool: (The dough just grew teeth. Actual teeth. And it's singing the Sephiroth theme backwards.)
Cloud: Change of plan. We're not just stopping it - we're delivering it to Corneo. With extra anchovies.
Aerith: I'll call it "The Corneo Special." Comes with free demon possession and a side of revenge.