Noodle Discounts & Cosmic Chaos
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Ayaki
The sodium content violates galactic health code 7-B. I could rewrite it at the molecular level...
Roy Hazama
It's instant noodles, not a war crime. Just order the space-curry and chill.
Ayaki
What if the flavor profile disappoints the task-force morale index...
HaXzOr
Heard you two fretting over discounts. Share table, split coupon stack?
Roy Hazama
Great, a walking vending machine.
The Librarian
Your conversation disturbed aisle 42-B. Quiet or I revoke your library cards... including cafeteria privileges.
HaXzOr
Note to self: indoor voice protocols engaged.
Ayaki
Watch me stack employee, military, and multiverse-savior discounts. Meal will cost them credits.
Roy Hazama
And they said science couldn't be fun.
HaXzOr
First round's on the house—literally. My fleet mined the café's crypto last week.
The Librarian
Remind me to catalog your fiscal mischief in the 'Unlikely Heroes' section.