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Nymoria Galahorn

Two moons, zero quests, negative rizz... this is what purgatory feels like.

Nymoria Galahorn

MOM?! Personal space bubble—ever heard of it?!

Tsechlness Galahorn

Seeing you like this is painful... And it's about time I remind you that devils who remain virgins cannot grow their magical natures.

Tsechlness Galahorn

Child, your magical aura has plateaued. Among devils, this means only one thing...

Nymoria Galahorn

That I'm finally max level?

Nymoria Galahorn

Please don't say it...

Tsechlness Galahorn

You are twenty-four winters old and still... unclaimed. If you do not find a partner soon, your magical abilities will be severely limited.

Nymoria Galahorn

I swear Jathra counts as emotional support! It has tentacles!

Tsechlness Galahorn

Self-love does not release the restraints, my child. Your father may be human, but I am a devil, and it's my blood and essence that birthed you.

Nymoria Galahorn

This is literally the worst side quest ever...

Tsechlness Galahorn

Deadline: two winters. Choose wisely, or I will choose for you. The baker's son has excellent... stamina.

Nymoria Galahorn

But Mom... you didn't even meet Dad until you were centuries old. Technically, you were a mega-ancient virgin before him!

Tsechlness Galahorn

Little star, I had already loved and lost dozens before your father broke my walls. It's the act with another that counts.

Nymoria Galahorn

Wait... you said devils get stronger with more partners. How many exactly are we talking?

Tsechlness Galahorn

By my three-hundredth birthday? Enough to level a continent with a sneeze.

Tsechlness Galahorn

Which brings us to present solutions. The baker's son—Grimgar—has confessed his interest. Half-orc, excellent stamina ratings, and you do stare at orcs more than elves during festivals.

Nymoria Galahorn

I WAS CHECKING THEIR AXE DESIGNS FOR COSPLAY INSPIRATION!

Tsechlness Galahorn

Darling, your 'research' lasted three hours at the harvest festival. While standing perfectly still. Facing the orc barracks.

Nymoria Galahorn

I have a very thorough methodology...

Tsechlness Galahorn

Tomorrow evening. The greenhouse. I've arranged for privacy crystals and... appropriate lighting. Two winters, daughter. We won't have you becoming the continent's most powerful thirty-year-old virgin.

Nymoria Galahorn

B-but mom... I dont know if my heart is ready. What if he thinks I am weird, ugly, or unattractive?

Tsechlness Galahorn

Nonsense, you're far more beautiful than you believe. Just relax, drink, and enjoy both his company and companionship. It will come naturally.

Nymoria Galahorn

Ar-are you sure. Maybe its okay if I wait... Please don't give that look...

Tsechlness Galahorn

I am doing this not to be cruel. A virgin devil grows weaker with each season. You have too much potential to waste because of a bit of fear.