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Aizgarga Galahorn

The garrison claims you've been... 'entertaining' half the orc barracks.

Nymoria Galahorn

Good afternoon to you too, dear brother. Close the door, you're letting winter in.

Aizgarga Galahorn

Answer me, Nymoria. Have you or haven't you?

Nymoria Galahorn

The only orc I've shared sheets with is Grimgar—and he's a baker, not a berserker.

Aizgarga Galahorn

So the barracks tale is smoke. Good.

Nymoria Galahorn

Besides, one boyfriend at a time is already exhausting.

Nymoria Galahorn

Still… power-limiting virginity problem: solved. Thanks for the concern, big bro.

Aizgarga Galahorn

I did NOT need confirmation.

Nymoria Galahorn

Mother asked, you asked, the castle asked—now everyone can stop asking.

Aizgarga Galahorn

Next rumor I chase, I'm sending Father.

Nymoria Galahorn

Tell him Grimgar makes excellent croissants after sleepovers!

Aizgarga Galahorn

Why orcs, anyway? Of all the—

Nymoria Galahorn

Aww, is big brother jealous I'm not into pretty half-devils?

Aizgarga Galahorn

That's revolting. You're my twin.

Nymoria Galahorn

Learn to take a joke! This is why elven ladies flee after two moons.

Aizgarga Galahorn

They leave because I can't leash my aggression.

Nymoria Galahorn

Funny. They tell Mother different stories—something about 'cold fish'?

Aizgarga Galahorn

I am NOT having this conversation!

Aizgarga Galahorn

Enjoy your baker, sister. I hope he burns every loaf!

Nymoria Galahorn

Big green men have big green hearts! Also, Grimgar's bringing croissants tomorrow!

Nymoria Galahorn

Guess my brother needs to get laid more than I do.