Asuka: And a special thanks to Princess Amelia for sponsoring tonight's show!
Amelia: Justice must be celebrated! This festival spreads righteousness!
Nobara: Justice? From the woman who bankrolls city-destroyers?
Asuka: Care to explain that accusation, hammer-girl?
Nobara: Your sponsor's BFF is literally the Dragon Spooker. War criminal who makes Megumin look like a fireworks hobbyist.
Lina: Who dares compare me to that explosion-obsessed brat?!
Amelia: Lina! Not at a peace festival! Think of the merchandise sales!
Lina: DRAGON SLAVE!
Nobara: See? Zero impulse control. Put a leash on your attack dog, Princess Justice.
Amelia: She's more like a... fiercely independent justice companion!
Lina: I'll show you leash when I turn you into straw doll confetti!
Asuka: So how many 'dark lords' and 'reformed villains' bankroll me? Oh well, I'm starring in a new family sitcom.
Amelia: Hey, when did you get that role? I didn't pay for that.
Crowd Member: Apparently Netflix is.
Amelia: I need to reevaluate my life choices, my friends list, and my newsfeed.
