No Strings Attached
Characters
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Characters in this story
- Meta-Gurl — Meta-Boi (Ironie's) younger sister. She is a fireworks of a woman.
- Waterbreath — Yep. That's me, bitches.
Story transcript
Meta-Gurl: Shit. That’s the last time I EVER trust that damn cat.
Meta-Gurl: What the hell are YOU doing here?! How did you even get into my dimension?!
Meta-Gurl: If this is about Elsearia, I swear I'll—
Waterbreath: It's not about her. I came here to talk to you. Just you. That’s all. I just wanna talk. Can we?
Waterbreath: I know you don't trust me. I know you went to Neko and asked him for help dealing with me. And I know he forgot about you.
Meta-Gurl: ...how do you know about that?
Meta-Gurl: So what. You're here to gloat? Rub it in my face that nobody came to help me?
Waterbreath: No. I'm here because you got left hanging and that's not fair to you. Nobody deserves that.
Waterbreath: Look... I'm not the kinda guy you think I am, but I totally get why you see me that way.
Waterbreath: I admit it. I’m a horny jackass and an annoying little shit. But I never take advantage of women.
Waterbreath: You may not believe me, but I genuinely respect women. And I think I know why you don’t trust me.
Waterbreath: It’s cuz you got burned by that kinda guy before, isn’t it? A real chauvinistic piece of shit, huh?
Waterbreath: The kinda asshole who made you think that men like me only want one thing. Am I correct?
Meta-Gurl: You don't know anything about me. You don't know what I've been through.
Meta-Gurl: …
Meta-Gurl: ...there was this guy. The Bus Driver. He had this... ability. He always knew the perfect thing to say. Every single time.
Meta-Gurl: Like reading from a script nobody else could see. And I thought... I actually thought I was different to him. That I was special.
Meta-Gurl: He used me. Got what he wanted and moved on like I was nothing. Like I was just another stop on his route.
Meta-Gurl: And the worst part? Even now, I still can't completely shut him out when he comes around. I hate myself for that.
Waterbreath: ...yeah. My last girlfriend cheated on me. So I know what it's like. Trusting someone completely and having them spit in your face for it.
Waterbreath: But this ain't about me. I just wanted you to know... I get it. I'm not talking from the outside.
Waterbreath: That guy. The Bus Driver. You want payback? I'll help you get it. No strings. No catch.
Waterbreath: You're Elsearia's bestie. That makes you a friend of mine too. Simple as that.
Meta-Gurl: ...tch. Do whatever you want. I don't care.
Waterbreath: I’ll take that as a yes.