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No Missions Tonight

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SANEMI MY HUZ

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Satoru GojoSatoru GojoNobara KugisakiNobara KugisakiMegumi FushiguroMegumi FushiguroYuji ItadoriYuji ItadoriToge InumakiToge InumakiPandaPandaYuko OzawaYuko OzawaLizzie YoungLizzie YoungessenceessenceJunpei YoshinoJunpei Yoshinomegumimegumimaki zeninmaki zeninyuta okkotsuyuta okkotsurikarikachosochosoInumakiInumakinanaminanami

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Characters in this story

  • Satoru Gojo — “Are you the strongest because you're Satoru Gojo? Or are you Satoru Gojo because you're the strongest?”
  • Nobara Kugisaki — She is a first-year student and Grade 3 Jujutsu Sorcerer at Tokyo Jujutsu High. She trains under Satoru Gojo alongside her classmates Yuji Itadori and Megumi Fushiguro. Unapologetically confident, brash, and fiercely committed to staying true to herself, Nobara defies traditional gender expectations
  • Megumi Fushiguro — He is a first-year student at Tokyo Jujutsu High alongside Yuji Itadori and Nobara Kugisaki, trained under the mentorship of the world's strongest sorcerer, Satoru Gojo
  • Yuji Itadori
  • Toge Inumaki
  • Panda — An intelligent, talking panda-like cursed corpse created by Principal Yaga who studies at Tokyo Jujutsu High.
  • Yuko Ozawa — A one time one episode love interest for yuugi? but she didn't confess.
  • Lizzie Young — Tough punk anime girl, pale skin, messy black hair with colorful clips, red glasses, black crop top with teal frills, red arm warmers, black ruffled skirt with belts and chains, fishnet stocking, smug expression, intimidating but secretly shy, blushes heavily when embarrassed, rebellious delinquent
  • essence — Cute anime girl with pale skin, glowing pink eyes, and short turquoise-blue hair with bright pink highlights in fluffy bob. Futuristic pink and yellow outfit with long pink arm sleeves, playful smile, cyber-pop aesthetic, colorful sci-fi accessories, vibrant anime art style, energetic
  • Junpei Yoshino — A bullied loner who found a friend in Yuji Itadori, caught between cursed manipulation and genuine human connection.
  • megumi — sukunas new vessel
  • maki zenin — the new heavinly restriction user
  • yuta okkotsu — makis husband
  • rika — the queen of curses
  • choso — yuji's biological brother
  • Inumaki — cursed speach user
  • nanami — the serious one
Story transcript

Panda: No missions tonight. Eat something, talk to someone, and nobody destroys the furniture.

Gojo: Can I destroy the mood?

Nanami: I should have stayed at work.

Gojo: Today's question: best convenience-store snack. Winner gets this completely real crown.

Yuji: Spicy chicken. Easy.

Nobara: Chocolate pudding. Have some taste.

Megumi: You made a bracket?

Gojo: And I am obviously the final judge.

Toge: Salmon.

Inumaki: Tuna mayo.

Megumi: They are disagreeing about rice filling.

Panda: They have been disagreeing for seven minutes.

Yuji: This one has more crunch.

Choso: The second has emotional depth.

Yuko Ozawa: I like the plum one.

Yuji: I remembered.

Yuko Ozawa: You did?

Nobara: Oh, this is adorable.

Nobara: Maki wins. Obviously.

Lizzie Young: The confidence sells it.

maki zenin: I did not enter.

essence: Then why are you standing like that?

Panda: I suddenly feel underdressed.

Junpei Yoshino: It is about a man who spends three hours avoiding one phone call.

Yuko Ozawa: That sounds familiar.

Yuji: Can the phone call be a curse?

Megumi: It can be if Gojo answers.

Junpei Yoshino: Exactly.

Junpei Yoshino: The blue cable is definitely the right one.

essence: You said that about the red cable.

Yuji: Should I punch the projector?

Toge: Bonito flakes.

Inumaki: Mustard leaf.

Gojo: Who here causes the most trouble by accident?

Nobara: Yuta.

yuta okkotsu: I don't think...

rika: Yuta.

yuta okkotsu: Rika, it is a compliment.

Gojo: Lightning round: harmless habits people secretly like.

Nobara: Absolutely not.

Megumi: You already started.

maki zenin: Gojo buys too many desserts.

nanami: This is no longer a casual gathering.

Panda: It has not been casual since the bracket.

nanami: It is 8:30. I am leaving.

maki zenin: No.

Panda: Tea?

choso: Best one.

Gojo: You have not heard the lightning round.

nanami: I have heard enough.

Panda: The votes are in. Nanami is the most comforting person here.

nanami: That category was not on the schedule.

Yuji: You always bring us back alive.

Yuko Ozawa: You make rooms feel quieter.

Gojo: You are basically a salaryman-shaped weighted blanket.

nanami: I regret asking.

nanami: Who voted twice?

Gojo: A mystery.

Panda: A deeply unsolved mystery.

Yuji: He said he was leaving forty minutes ago.

nanami: I heard you.