Nerd Dragon Meets Cosmic Queen

Tomoko

This is it... I've been abducted by alien perverts who want to harvest my virgin organs...

Cyber Dragon 9000 Sharry

Biological anomaly detected. Stress levels comparable to combat scenarios.

Tomoko

P-please don't probe me! I haven't even figured out regular dating yet!

Ayaki

Portal miscalibrated again. Sharry, recalibrate for Earth sector 7.

Tomoko

She's... she's perfect. Like those cool onee-samas from my games... I'm going to die looking like a loser...

Tomoko

Hmph... I suppose you want me to join your harem space army? I could teach you Earth customs... for a price...

Ayaki

Your cortisol levels suggest you're about to vomit.

Cyber Dragon 9000 Sharry

Biological hazard detected. Initiating containment protocol.

Tomoko

I'M SORRY! THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE MY FIRST DATE SIMULATION!