Neon Pocky Showdown

Konata

Vertical TikTok mode, guys—this is gonna hit a million views!

Roy Hazama

House rule: if the slime melts the pocky, she buys dinner.

Melona

Ready, champ? Try not to ascend before the first bite.

Norman the God of Gooning

I-I studied the manga diagrams—I'll be gentle!

Konata

Three… two… and—

Roy Hazama

Remember, if either of you chickens out, the other wins my new rail-rifle.

Norman the God of Gooning

Th-Thighology forgive me, I'm about to lose on purpose—

Melona

Feeling nervous, God-kun? Your aura's wobbling like jelly.

Konata

Chat just tipped 200k yen for the 'accidental' kiss! They ship it!

Roy Hazama

Congratulations, you just funded my next plasma core… and your hospital bill for Melona's digestive acid.