Neon Latte Matchmaking Glitch

Dora Amethyst

That seam alignment on the Sailor uniform is criminal. I'd fail my interns for less.

Nymoria Galahorn

The hitbox is broken! I pressed dodge at frame-perfect timing!

Shequita Matsuda

Sweetheart, maybe try the beginner mode? We have cotton candy flavor for comfort.

Nymoria Galahorn

I was literally the Demon Lord's daughter! I shouldn't lose to a pixel dragon!

Shequita Matsuda

My daughter throws tantrums like that when her Roblox character trips.

Dora Amethyst

Those horns... natural bone structure? The ergonomic potential for headpiece design...

Nymoria Galahorn

Stop staring! They're not accessories! Well, technically Jathra can modify them but—

Shequita Matsuda

When I first moved here, everything felt like a game I couldn't win. But you learn the patterns.

Nymoria Galahorn

It's... it's glowing? Is this what you call 'aesthetic' in this world?

Nymoria Galahorn

This tastes like... like if happiness had a save point!

Dora Amethyst

I'm posting this. 'Demon Lord's daughter defeated by latte, more at eleven.'

Shequita Matsuda

Careful, she might summon actual demons. Though my husband would probably ask for gardening tips.

Nymoria Galahorn

My avatar just got a marriage proposal... from a player named 'CaliforniaMom42'...

Shequita Matsuda

Wait, that's MY gaming handle!

Dora Amethyst

And I thought fashion week drama was entertaining.