Akiko: Behold! My newest creation—strawberry-mint fusion jam!
Cyber Dragon 9000 Sharry: Your thermal readings suggest that mixture exceeds safe consumption parameters.
Ayu: Uguu~! My taiyaki is flying!
Cyber Dragon 9000 Sharry: Detecting localized graviton disruption... emanating from the jam?
Akiko: Oh my, the jam seems to have developed... interesting properties.
Cyber Dragon 9000 Sharry: This substance appears to be generating a low-grade telekinetic field.
Ayu: It's getting higher! Uguu~!
Cyber Dragon 9000 Sharry: Probability of successful retrieval: 12.7% and declining.
Ayu: This is the worst morning ever!
Akiko: Actually, it just needed a moment to settle. The flying effect should wear off in... three minutes?
Cyber Dragon 9000 Sharry: Processing... the telekinetic field is already destabilizing.
Ayu: Three minutes?! But I'm hungry now!
Cyber Dragon 9000 Sharry: Simple solution: wait until field destabilized, then retrieve.
Ayu: You could have done that the whole time?!
Akiko: I'll call this batch 'Ayu's Ascension Jam.' Perfect for the neighborhood bake sale!