Negotiations were never an option.

NPC

Mr. President, we need to discuss your... impact on global stability.

Trump

Relax, guy. Everything's tremendous. The best.

Trump

Is that hand giving me the finger? Nobody gives Trump the finger, not even a disembodied hand! I'll find all your limbs and transfer them to-

NPC

Sir! if we could just discuss multiple reasonable compromises—

Trump

Compromise? Trump doesn't compromise! Trump sues!

Trump

This is outrageous- I'm calling my lawyers! You'll be hearing from—

NPC

Perhaps we could settle this out of court?

Trump

The only settling here is a settlement of $3.5 million. And you have too cut that limbs middle finger off.

NPC

This is going to look so confusing in the history books.

Trump

Relax, guy. see yourselves out before security gets here. I got a ballroom to admire and probably never use it!