Negotiations were never an option.
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Story transcript
NPC: Mr. President, we need to discuss your... impact on global stability.
Trump: Relax, guy. Everything's tremendous. The best.
Trump: Is that hand giving me the finger? Nobody gives Trump the finger, not even a disembodied hand! I'll find all your limbs and transfer them to-
NPC: Sir! if we could just discuss multiple reasonable compromises—
Trump: Compromise? Trump doesn't compromise! Trump sues!
Trump: This is outrageous- I'm calling my lawyers! You'll be hearing from—
NPC: Perhaps we could settle this out of court?
Trump: The only settling here is a settlement of $3.5 million. And you have too cut that limbs middle finger off.
NPC: This is going to look so confusing in the history books.
Trump: Relax, guy. see yourselves out before security gets here. I got a ballroom to admire and probably never use it!