My Heart Synced to an Eldritch DJ

Ironie

She hates an audience when shes warming up. Just—dont sneeze, dont breathe, dont even blink too loud.

Elsearia The Mistress

You dont wanna know whats underneath the bass! Its all been dead—

Demon lord Murasaki

-Hmm, hm, hmmm...

Elsearia The Mistress

Audience detected. Abort emotional exposition!

Ironie

Time to outrun an outer-god tantrum—on three! One—

Demon lord Murasaki

Two—

Elsearia The Mistress

Ironie... I know where you live! Next time, when you bring such a cutie, dont keep her to yourself.

Ironie

Trust me, demon lord. If you're not ready, you will be entranced by her voice. She has an addictive touch.

Demon lord Murasaki

Congratulations, Ironie. Your mistress just gave me the best fake-date aftermath content ever. My inbox is melting.

Ironie

Anytime, Demon Lord. Next week: karaoke with entropy itself?

Ironie

No cosmic hickeys? No existential dread stuck to your soul? Sometimes she leaves souvenirs.

Demon lord Murasaki

That was... actually exciting. Is this how you spend every weekend?

Ironie

Kid, that was just the opening act. Wait till you see the after-after-party.

Elsearia The Mistress

Keep following this delinquent, magical girl, and you'll end up just like him—

Ironie

Boss, wait—

Elsearia The Mistress

—a pathetic little toon who can't even dodge a simple stomp.

Ironie

Personal space violation! Personal space violation!

Demon lord Murasaki

Demon Lord Murasaki, at your service. Your performance was... memorable.

Elsearia The Mistress

A demon lord who appreciates art? How refreshingly cultured. Most just scream and run.

Elsearia The Mistress

You hummed my song. That's either very brave or very foolish.

Demon lord Murasaki

Maybe both. Your voice... it sounds like loneliness trying to dance.

Ironie

Oh no, she's doing the soul-gaze thing. Abort! Abort!

Elsearia The Mistress

Care for a private encore? My realm's sound system is... quite intimate.

Demon lord Murasaki

Only if you promise not to fall in love with me. I've got enough complicated relationships.

Elsearia The Mistress

Darling, I've loved and lost across a thousand universes. One magical girl won't break me.

Ironie

Famous last words, boss. Famous last words.