Multiversal Tournament, Najimi's Team

Najimi

Rule One: Each team needs exactly three members—no more, no less.

Usagi

So… you're saying there are infinite magical girls out there?

Seras

And I'm stuck with a crybaby and the power-hungry pretty-boy? Brilliant.

Vergil

I work alone. Find another pawn.

Najimi

But you're the only one here who can slice reality open if the obstacle course gets boring.

Seras

Afraid we'll cramp your style, katana-boy?

Usagi

If we win, do we then have to protect ALL the universes?

Vergil

I seek power, not playdates.

Najimi

Rule Two: if any teammate abandons the match, the whole team is erased from every timeline.

Seras

Erased, huh? Sounds like my kind of party.

Vergil

Very well. I will tolerate this alliance—until I surpass it.

Usagi

W-we'll just have to stick together, right?

Najimi

Last rule: the team that wins first place gets to have one wish. With a very few common-sense stipulations.

Vergil

Could I wish for the separation of worlds?

Usagi

Then I want a universe where nobody has to fight alone!

Seras

Great, now the crybaby wants to outlaw loneliness.

Najimi

Registration closed. Let the multiverse tremble.

Vergil

Remember, if you slow me down, I'll cut you first.

Usagi

Infinite universes… infinite friends to save… I can't mess this up.

Seras

Try it, pretty-boy—bet I regenerate faster than you can swing.

Najimi

Team registration: COMPLETE! Now, what shall we call ourselves?

Usagi

Ooh! How about 'The Friendship Force'?

Vergil

Your vampire's regeneration is impressive, but I bet I can swing Yamato faster than she heals.

Seras

Big words from someone who got his arse kicked by his own brother. Twice.

Usagi

Guys! We're supposed to be teammates! What happened to cooperation?

Najimi

As fun as watching you two bicker is. The rounds will require a lot of teamwork. So save the fighting for sparring between rounds.

Vergil

I am only agreeing to this for that wish.

Seras

I am actually curious about who or what else we will encounter. And what kind of powers they may have.

Usagi

Listen everyone. We're going to win through the power of friendship!

Disembodied Voice

ATTENTION TEAMS. FIRST ROUND: COOPERATIVE OBSTACLE-PUZZLE. BEGINS IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.

Najimi

These synchronize your abilities. For the puzzle. Totally not because I want to see what happens when a vampire, a magical girl, and a demon prince share power.

Usagi

Come on, Vergil-kun! For teamwork!

Vergil

Don't call me that. Don't touch me. Don't—

Seras

Look at the big bad demon, scared of holding hands with a teenage girl!