Multiversal Tournament #2.1: Team One

Rudeus

Did you have to inhale me? At least I fell onto something soft.

Near

Technically, I did not, but I wanted to. Funnier that way. Anywho, meet your teammate over there.

Kittysamma

And Near, if you would introduce yourself to Rudeus.

Rudeus

I assume, based on the way he is dressed and looks. That he is the reincarnated mage, right?

Kittysamma

Indeed.

Near

Coach, refreshments are limited, and the fridge has no food that humans can eat. I refuse to eat cat food.

Kittysamma

Right. I will replicate a fridge from my human's home. They should have plenty of food you can eat.

Rudeus

So our cosmic coach is literally a lazy cat with a cardboard castle.

Near

Accept reality. We must win with zero resources and negative morale.

Kittysamma

I have chosen you two because you won't need resources. But I have prepared some things for you. They're in the trap door, under the table.

Rudeus

To the most ridiculous tournament ever—may our wish be worth this cardboard nightmare.

Near

Statistically, we're underdogs. Undercats?

Kittysamma

Undercats… I'll put that on my victory banner—right after my nap.