Multi-dimensional Mall Quest

Lightbringer

Fellow guardians! Our holy quest begins! The last limited-edition plushie awaits those pure of heart!

Elven Knight

Sister... this is just a shopping mall...

Dragon Knight

Mmm... these 'holy' chicken samples taste divinely average.

Chaos

Oh my, such conviction! But tell me, angel... do escalators normally go sideways?

Lightbringer

What?! DRAGON KNIGHT, protect the—

Chaos

Too late. The path to righteousness just became... horizontal. HAHAHA!

Food Worker

Ma'am! Those are for children!

Dragon Knight

Relaaax. Astra's a child! He's only three centuries old!

Elven Knight

Please forgive us! We'll pay for everything!

Chaos

Don't worry, they're with the 'holy' mission! Very legitimate!

Lightbringer

This is... this is sabotage! Demonic interference with a sacred quest!

Chaos

Sacred? You mean the quest where your dragon friend just ate seventeen samples of 'Sacred Spring Rolls'?

Lightbringer

The plushie will be ours! Even if I have to crawl up a sideways escalator!

Elven Knight

I... may have mentioned we were with a charity for hungry dragons.

Lightbringer

The path of righteousness... involves so much paperwork and mall security...

Chaos

And twenty percent demonic handling fees. Very reasonable for holy quests!

Dragon Knight

Five more minutes... the samples aren't finished...

Lightbringer

Victory! The forces of good prevail!

Elven Knight

Indeed. Though perhaps... check the label?

Chaos

Some quests are more about the journey than the plushie, dear angel.

Lightbringer

Wait... why are its eyes pointing in different directions?