Mother-Daughter bonding at the beach

Nymoria Galahorn

Ugh, the signal here is trash. How am I supposed to post my beach selfie for Grimgar?

Tsechlness Galahorn

Perhaps you could try enjoying the moment instead of documenting it for people who aren't here.

Nymoria Galahorn

It's called being in a relationship, mother. Normal couples post each other. Besides, you wouldn't understand - you've never had to worry about your boyfriend thinking you're ghosting him!

Tsechlness Galahorn

Oh, little moon-child... when your father and I were courting, we didn't need to announce our bond to the world. Our actions spoke louder than any magical device ever could.

Nymoria Galahorn

Yea, because phone didn't exist twenty years ago... The magical revolution changed life practically overnight.

Tsechlness Galahorn

Tell me truthfully, daughter... what draws you to this orc boy? Beyond the... physical compatibility. I've lived three millennia and still don't understand why mortals chase these fleeting connections.

Nymoria Galahorn

He laughs at my gamer references. Even the really obscure ones. And when I wake up screaming from nightmares about my past life, he doesn't ask questions - he just... holds me until I stop shaking.

Tsechlness Galahorn

Ah. So he sees the human beneath the demon.

Nymoria Galahorn

Speaking of which... smile for the camera, mom! Grimgar's been dying to see what the legendary Demon Lord looks like in a bikini!

Tsechlness Galahorn

NYMORIA GALAHORN, YOU WILL DELETE THAT THIS INSTANT—

Nymoria Galahorn

No fair! Magic is cheating...! It was just a picture!

Tsechlness Galahorn

You're a thousand years too young to resist, little moon-child.

Nymoria Galahorn

Like I would live past a thousand...

Tsechlness Galahorn

What do you mean... 'not living past a thousand'?

Nymoria Galahorn

I'm only half-devil. I figured... maybe a few centuries, tops?

Tsechlness Galahorn

Ah, sweet child. Your father is human, yes... but I am pure Devil. Our blood doesn't dilute. You could live thousands of years, easily past five

Nymoria Galahorn

Wait... I can live past FIVE Thousand...! By the hells. What will I even do with so much time?!?

Tsechlness Galahorn

Plenty of time to farm that relationship achievement with your orc. And perhaps... a few dozen more if you get bored.

Nymoria Galahorn

But, orcs live only a century, two at most... Grimgar's gonna get old, yet...