Milk Wars: The Chest That Never Rose

Miko

Fujiwara-senpai… how… how did you get yours to grow?

Chika

Milk, Miko-chan! Ten glasses a day and—poof—magic happens!

Kaguya

Don't indulge her fantasies, Chika. Genetics aren't swayed by dairy propaganda.

Miko

Then I'll drink twenty… no, thirty! Justice demands proportional fairness!

Chika

Start with chugging—I'll time you!

Kaguya

If mere milk bestows superiority, I will acquire every advantage.

Chika

President's wallet won't know what hit it—bulk-buying time!

Miko

For the sake of moral order—I will surpass you both!

Kaguya

Three liters later and still strategic flatlands… this is clearly economic sabotage.

Chika

Truth is, I just wanted company for my calcium addiction. Mission accomplished! Results for this battle: Chika wins.

Kaguya

FUJIWARA!

Miko

FUJIWARA!