Milk Wars: Short Kings Clash!
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Story transcript
Toshiro: Rangiku, I found your little side business. Selling... this to outsiders is unacceptable!
Rangiku: Captain, it's just extra income. The Elric brothers are excellent customers!
Ed: Who are you calling so short you could step on me?! This supply is crucial for my research!
Toshiro: I don't care about your height issues! This stops now!
Ed: (I'll show this white-haired midget what happens when you mess with my supply chain!)
Al: Brother, please! This is highly inappropriate behavior!
Rangiku: My, my... two angry little men fighting over my milk. How adorable!
Toshiro: (Wait... why is there a transmutation circle on the ceiling above us?!)
Ed: I'll show you what happens when you mess with my supply chain!
Toshiro: Hyorinmaru!
Rangiku: Look at them go. It's like watching two angry chihuahuas fight over a bone.
Al: Miss Rangiku, please don't encourage them. This is humiliating enough.
Ed: (This white-haired shrimp thinks he can cut off my growth materials?!)
Toshiro: Your height complex is showing, alchemist!
Rangiku: The war of the minis! I've seen goldfish with more dignity!
Ed: (She's... she's actually right. We're both...)
Toshiro: (Wait... why am I letting her distract me from the real issue?)
Rangiku: My, you're such a gentle soul, Al. Unlike your hot-headed brother.
Al: M-Miss Rangiku! Please don't say such embarrassing things!
Ed: (She's flirting with Al instead of me?! After all I've done for her business!)
Toshiro: Your distraction ends here, alchemist!
Ed: (He almost got me!)
Ed: Two-hit combo: Automail uppercut!
Toshiro: (Impossible! His speed increased!)
Ed: Now you'll listen! I demand triple the usual supply!
Rangiku: Triple?! But that's... that's my entire stock!
Al: Brother, this is getting out of hand. You're scaring her.
Ed: (He... he went for the gut... can't breathe...)
Toshiro: That's enough. You'll answer my question now - why are you really buying from her?
Al: This fight is over. You've made your point, Captain.
Rangiku: Easy there, Ed. Here, drink some water.
Toshiro: Well? I'm waiting for an explanation, Rangiku.
Rangiku: (How do I explain this to a child prodigy who never needed anyone's approval?)
Rangiku: It makes me feel... wanted. Not just as a lieutenant, but as a woman.
Toshiro: (W-wanted? As a... I don't understand these adult feelings at all!)
Ed: I buy because... because it reminds me of my mom. I just wanted to grow and feel nurtured.
Toshiro: Fine. The side hustle continues. But you two are banned from Soul Society effective immediately.
Ed: Hmph! We don't need your stuffy afterlife anyway. Come on, Al.
Al: (The afterlife... I guess I'm going to hell after all. Damn it Ed...)