Miles Awkward encounter with cinder and Ruby's Mum

Miles

Uh... Ruby? Your mom said you were... oh.

cinder falls

Well, well. Spider-boy's all grown up I heard you did the nasty with Ruby.

Miles

I-I'll come back when you're... dressed?

Ruby

We're not naked, Miles!

Salem

Stay. We were just discussing... family matters.

Salem

Oscar sent you? How... quaint. Does little Pete's replacement know what he's walking into?

Miles

Nick Fury just said... dangerous women. Didn't mention the... hot tub situation.

cinder falls

Ruby dear, your taste in men is absolutely delicious. Mind if I... sample?

Ruby

Touch him and I'll Crescent Rose you into next week!

Salem

My daughter deserves someone who won't break. Tell me, spider-child... how's your healing factor?

Miles

Pretty... pretty good actually?

Ruby

We're leaving. Now.

Miles

So... still picking you up at seven?

Salem

Bring a condom for safe sex. spider-boy. You'll need it.