Midnight Shift Melodies

Nijika

Three hours left... and not a single customer in twenty minutes.

Kazuma

Be grateful. Last week we had that guy who tried to pay with expired coupons from 1998.

Nijika

You know what the worst part is? I'm actually starting to miss those weird customers.

Kazuma

You've been working here too long. Your standards for entertainment have hit rock bottom.

Kazuma

Someone literally stabbed this ramen with a chopstick. It's still stuck in there like Excalibur.

Nijika

That's our loyal customers for you. Knights of the Frozen Food Aisle.

Kazuma

W-what? It's not like I haven't seen weirder things in my other world!

Nijika

Oh? Getting all worked up because I laughed at your joke? How cute~

Kazuma

Closing announcement! We'll be closing in... three hours!

Nijika

Kazuma, it's barely midnight. You just wanted to change the subject, didn't you?

Kazuma

I hate convenience store romance tropes...