Midnight McFlurry Mayhem with Succubus

Tomoko

Of course the register would freeze during my shift... and of course it would be when a customer who looks like a literal demon walks in...

Omuri

Aww, don't tell me the register's broken? I just wanted a McFlurry... though I suppose I could go for something else sweet.

Tomoko

I-I-I'll have it fixed in just a moment! Please don't curse me or steal my soul or... or...

Noko

Tomoko! The ice cream machine's broken again! You'll have to tell the customer they can't have a McFlurry!

Tomoko

The machine's broken too?! This is it, I'm going to die here, murdered by a succubus because I couldn't serve ice cream...

Torako

Actually, the ice cream machine works fine. Noko just likes saying it's broken because she thinks it's funny.

Omuri

Oh? And here I thought everyone here was incompetent. You seem surprisingly capable... for a human.

Tomoko

Wait... she's hitting on Torako-san? But... but I'm the one who... I mean, not that I want a succubus to hit on me, but...

Omuri

Here's my number. Call me when you get off work... unless your coworker here wants to join us? I'm always open to multiple partners.

Tomoko

W-WHO SAYS I WANT TO JOIN ANYTHING?! I was just... I mean, I have standards! Very low standards, but still!

Noko

Heads up! The guy in the parking lot is completely naked and shouting about alien probes again!

Tomoko

Third one tonight. Why is it always the night shift...

Tomoko

Oh god, I actually screamed about kids meal toys... and it worked?! But now everyone's going to think I'm even weirder than the naked glitter guy...

Omuri

Your voice cracked beautifully. Such raw desperation... it's absolutely delicious.

Torako

She actually used kids meal toys as a distraction... I've seen everything now.

Tomoko

I... I can't believe I just saved McDonald's using kids meal toys as bait...

Omuri

The wish is yours, little mouse. Though I must say, your technique for catching perverts is uniquely... wholesome.

Tomoko

The wish... can I... can I wish for Torako-san to forget this ever happened?

Omuri

Oh, you sweet innocent thing. That's not how courage works. You'll have to face her yourself.

Torako

So. Kids meal toys.

Tomoko

I-I can explain! It's not what it looks like! I mean, it is, but—

Torako

Effective. Weird. But effective.

Omuri

Your heart's racing so fast I can taste it. Tell me, little mouse... was it the courage to speak to her you wanted, or the courage to do something else entirely?

Tomoko

She knows. She absolutely knows I was staring at Torako-san's... NO, ABORT, BRAIN SHUTDOWN IMMEDIATELY—

Noko

Hey, the glitter guy's trying to build a castle out of Happy Meal boxes!