Midnight Konbini, Bunny-Girl & Protein Shake
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Hillary Taylor
Ring it up twice and you’ll charge me twice, clerk.
Norman the God of Gooning
S-sorry, Ms. Tall-Lady, my hand slipped—
Tiana Namatsua
Excuse me! Do you sell Magical-Girl Transformation Rings? I need to save Etsu from math homework!
Hillary Taylor
This isn’t a toy store, kid.
Norman the God of Gooning
Thighology blesses all who believe… I have just the thing.
Tiana Namatsua
Thigh-what-now? Does it come in strawberry flavor?
Hillary Taylor
You’re selling bootleg magical merch at 3 a.m.?
Norman the God of Gooning
It’s… limited edition. Only costs eternal devotion to thighs.
Tiana Namatsua
It didn’t glow… maybe I’m not magical enough.
Norman the God of Gooning
Wait—maybe it needs batteries—er, belief! Believe harder!
Hillary Taylor
If you ever want a real magical moment, stop selling toys and buy a gym membership.
Norman the God of Gooning
I—I’ll start tomorrow!