Midnight Kiss Clause Changed Everything

Hillary Taylor

Resolution number one—no more spreadsheets after 8 PM.

Hillary Taylor

And number two...

Hillary Taylor

I'm kissing the first man I see at midnight.

Norman the God of Gooning

Mmmph—?!

Demon lord Murasaki

Careful, counselor. That's a legally binding resolution.

Hillary Taylor

Clause 3.B: no take-backs.

Hillary Taylor

Pucker up, statute-boy.

Norman the God of Gooning

W-was that... on the lips?

Hillary Taylor

On the bangs, your godhood remains intact.

Demon lord Murasaki

Happy New Year, virgins and voluntary celibates alike.

Norman the God of Gooning

I—I can't invoice you for this.

Hillary Taylor

Objection overruled, counselor.

Demon lord Murasaki

How romantic. My kotatsu is now a sacred vessel of thighology.

Hillary Taylor

Technically, this constitutes workplace fraternization.

Norman the God of Gooning

I should disclose... I've never been fraternized before.

Hillary Taylor

First time for everything, including breach of contract.

Demon lord Murasaki

Standard liability waiver. In case the god of gooning can't handle a little kiss.

Hillary Taylor

Sign here, initial here, and here... oh, and here for emotional damages.

Norman the God of Gooning

This is moving too fast—I usually need three business days to process intimacy!

Hillary Taylor

Consider this an expedited review, counselor.

Demon lord Murasaki

Don't worry, the demonic fine print covers performance anxiety.