Nobara: Three hours left. Think we'll get another weirdo asking if we sell used panties?
Mikasa: If anyone tries anything, I'll break their legs before they finish the sentence.
Nemu: These noodles expired in 2019. The preservatives have created fascinating mold patterns. Shall I document this?
Nobara: Nemu, just throw them out! And stop touching expired food!
Maki: These coffee filters weigh a ton. Where's the night shift guy who usually does the heavy lifting?
Nobara: Called in sick. But hey, Mikasa's been checking you out all night. Maybe ask her for help~
Mikasa: I was assessing potential security threats. Your lifting technique leaves your back exposed to attack.
Nemu: Father would find this mating ritual fascinating. Should I record 'tsundere behavior patterns' for research?
Maki: Touch me with that notebook and I'll shove it somewhere your dad can't retrieve it.
Nobara: Welcome to 7-Eleven! Sorry, our employees are too busy flirting to notice you!
Customer: Um... I'll just... come back when there aren't any psychopaths working...