Kamie the Angel: Tiana, you're gonna wake him if you keep bouncing like that.
Tiana Namatsua: But Kamie, look! They have an article on 'Ten Ways to Spot Your Secret Guardian Spirit!' What if I already have one?!
Chabini: Hyuk~ Maybe you do, pretty girl~
Tiana Namatsua: Etsu would die if she knew I was doing real magical-girl research with an actual angel!
Chabini: Hyuk~ Such enthusiasm~ Would you like to be a real magical girl, sweet child~?
Kamie the Angel: Tiana... did you hear something just now?
Tiana Namatsua: Kamie, what if my guardian spirit is like... a super powerful being who chooses me to protect the world?!
Kamie the Angel: The world can barely handle you tripping over your own pajama pants, sweetheart.
Chabini: Hyuk~ Oh, she'll trip alright~ Right into a contract~
Tiana Namatsua: W-what the heck was that creepy flying... thing?!
Kamie the Angel: EVERYONE STAY CALM—
Roy Hazama: Why'm I on the floor... did I miss the pillow fight?
Chabini: Hyuk~ Just say yes, pretty girl~ Save everyone~ Become the magical girl you always wanted~
Tiana Namatsua: I... I want to but... Kamie, help—
Kamie the Angel: GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU PARASITIC—
Roy Hazama: Guys, it's three in the morning... can't the magical awakening wait till breakfast?
Tiana Namatsua: Roy, your hair looks like a baby chick... a really grumpy baby chick!
Kamie the Angel: Tiana, you were about to sell your soul to a discount Eldritch!
Chabini: Hyuk~ Tomorrow night then~ The pretty girl's mine~