Midnight Coffee & Vampire Visits

Ayaki

Fifty-two… fifty-three… we're eight short. Coffee apocalypse imminent.

Leysritt

If beans run out, customers will riot. I have seen it. Blood will spill.

Roy Hazama

Coffee crisis averted! My 'Reboot-in-a-Can' brews itself—just add water and step back. Patent pending.

Ayaki

Does it explode?

Roy Hazama

Only sometimes.

Sella

Safety protocol violation detected. Put it in the trash or I will file a report.

Leysritt

We could test it on the manager. He likes experiments.

Ayaki

Save the fireworks for monsters, Roy. Tonight's foe is expired milk labels.

Roy Hazama

Fine. But if a robot strolls in, I'm upgrading the slushie machine into a railgun.

Sella

Not on my shift.

Leysritt

Midnight customer approaching. Body temperature below ambient. Possible vampire.

Ayaki

Or just a software-engineer on deadline. Either way—coffee first, questions later.