Meta-Bois Get WhatIf Glow-Ups

Golderia

Oh my gossssh, is that who I think it is?

Ironie

Plot twist incoming~!

Silveria

By Elsearia's lace— what manner of... bodily redistribution is this?!

Golderia

Toldja he'd be the tall glass of water, Ironie! Look at those legs!

Silveria

My deltoids have been... gentrified. This is architectural appropriation.

Ironie

Welcome to the WhatIf-verse, babe! No refunds on the new chassis~

Silveria

Behold, commoners— does this visage grant thee cardiac arrhythmia?

Golderia

I'm getting the vapors and I don't even have lungs!

Ironie

Legs for days, therapy for years!

Ironie

Quick, strike another pose— the algorithm demands serotonin!

Silveria

I require... a taller mirror. And perhaps... a longer shirt.