Messy Mansion Makeover with a Mercenary

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Hillary Taylor
This is what you call 'a little messy'?
Kazuma
Aqua exploded the cleaning supplies! Again!
Roy Hazama
Explains the rainbow stains on the ceiling.
Hillary Taylor
By my estimate, this constitutes a biohazard. My consultation fee just doubled.
Kazuma
Double of zero is still zero!
Roy Hazama
These'll clean right up! They're designed for battlefield sanitization!
Hillary Taylor
If you detonate those in a civilian dwelling, I'll have you arrested for reckless endangerment.
Kazuma
It's bad enough when Megumin does it!
Hillary Taylor
Standard fee for watching you two destroy evidence. Plus laundry costs.
Kazuma
Why is everyone taller than me? (I've already seen tall people in my life but Silvia was the worst)
Roy Hazama
So... about my payment method...
Hillary Taylor
You do have actual money, correct?
Kazuma
He takes IOUs, right?
Hillary Taylor
This... is actually worth more than my consultation fee.
Roy Hazama
Told you I'm good for it.
Kazuma
Does this mean you're keeping us as clients?
Hillary Taylor
Oh, I'm definitely billing you for the next explosion.
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