merry christmas guys

Mr. hankey

Howdy ho, folks! Merry—

Midori

There's a sentient stool on my porch.

Mr. hankey

Name's Mr. Hankey, Christmas deity extraordinaire! Got any cookies for Santa's little—

Midori

Do you require a host organism to survive, or are you autonomous?

Mr. hankey

I... spread joy. Cheer. It's literally my thing.

Midori

Statistically, you're a biohazard.

Mr. hankey

Heh-heh, maybe we start with some eggnog—

Midori

Stay there. I'll fetch the disinfectant and a petri dish.

Mr. hankey

Howdy ho, let's not be hasty—

Midori

For science. And sanitation.