Whatif-chan: Merry Christmas, dear readers! Thanks for celebrating with me!
Deadpool: Did someone say celebration? We brought the chaos!
Stickman: And existential dread! But mostly chaos! To a world of devastation-
Whatif-chan: Of course you 2 would crash my peaceful Christmas...
Deadpool: We prefer 'enhance' rather than 'crash.'
Stickman: We brought cookies! We just wanted to join your party. But if you're uncomfortable we can leave...?
Santa Claus: HO HO—oh, wrong entrance. Well I tried to do a different approach...
Deadpool: NOT THE CANDY CANE GUY AGAIN!
Stickman: I swear I've been 60% better since the last time we met! Don't shoot us!
Whatif-chan: I... I actually invited him. For a Normal celebration.
Santa Claus: Here are your presents for you 3! Although I must say I ran out of stock for 'normal' presents.. so you'll get these 'Secrets' books!
Deadpool: Why does mine say 'How to Heal From Your Ryan Reynolds Obsession'?
Stickman: Mine's just drawings of me... as a real boy... with... muscles?!
Deadpool: Oh my god, hers shows her dating a switched gender version of herself! So Ms WhatIf actually does want to find love~
Whatif-chan: It's for research! AI training data! I'm not lonely, you're lonely!
Santa Claus: Nothing brings people together like mutual embarrassment. Fyi, not all information in your books are real..
Whatif-chan: This is going in Anonymous's next story, isn't it..?
Stickman: Maybe, he seems to be the guy to do this. But he'll need permission from the higher ups. Although I'm working on it now ...