Merry Christmas! (DP and Stickman edition)

Whatif-chan

Merry Christmas, dear readers! Thanks for celebrating with me!

Deadpool

Did someone say celebration? We brought the chaos!

Stickman

And existential dread! But mostly chaos! To a world of devastation-

Whatif-chan

Of course you 2 would crash my peaceful Christmas...

Deadpool

We prefer 'enhance' rather than 'crash.'

Stickman

We brought cookies! We just wanted to join your party. But if you're uncomfortable we can leave...?

Santa Claus

HO HO—oh, wrong entrance. Well I tried to do a different approach...

Deadpool

NOT THE CANDY CANE GUY AGAIN!

Stickman

I swear I've been 60% better since the last time we met! Don't shoot us!

Whatif-chan

I... I actually invited him. For a Normal celebration.

Santa Claus

Here are your presents for you 3! Although I must say I ran out of stock for 'normal' presents.. so you'll get these 'Secrets' books!

Deadpool

Why does mine say 'How to Heal From Your Ryan Reynolds Obsession'?

Stickman

Mine's just drawings of me... as a real boy... with... muscles?!

Deadpool

Oh my god, hers shows her dating a switched gender version of herself! So Ms WhatIf actually does want to find love~

Whatif-chan

It's for research! AI training data! I'm not lonely, you're lonely!

Santa Claus

Nothing brings people together like mutual embarrassment. Fyi, not all information in your books are real..

Whatif-chan

This is going in Anonymous's next story, isn't it..?

Stickman

Maybe, he seems to be the guy to do this. But he'll need permission from the higher ups. Although I'm working on it now ...