mellowbrook drift
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Kick Buttowski
This half-pipe's missing one thing—ME breaking the sound barrier!
Ronaldo
Actually, it's missing structural integrity. I calculated a 97.3% chance of catastrophic failure.
Reze
Only 97.3%? In Soviet calculations, we call that 'Tuesday.'
Ronaldo
While Kick's busy becoming pavement pizza, we snag his Bonesaw bike. I've reprogrammed it for maximum humiliation.
Reze
A bike thief and a cheater? You'd fit right in with my old handlers.
Ronaldo
This is SCIENCE, not cheating!
Kick Buttowski
Aw, biscuits... they're gonna pull a Rico on me.
Kick Buttowski
But two can play at that game.
Ronaldo
THAT'S MY QUANTUM-CYCLE! IT'S WORTH MORE THAN YOUR ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD!
Kick Buttowski
Chimichanga! Thanks for the upgrade, Rico!
Reze
The little devil switched the bikes! Your 'science' just got out-scienced by a ten-year-old!
Ronaldo
My... my variable-speed gyroscopic stabilizer...!
Kick Buttowski
Whoops. Guess your math didn't account for gravity being a daredevil fan.
Reze
Don't worry, Rico. In my experience, the best scientists learn from explosive failures.