McNight Shift of Return by Fries

Subaru

Large fries, no salt, twenty McNuggets with honey mustard, a Filet-O-Fish but no cheese, and... three apple pies but one has to be extra crispy?

Kazuma

Just give them whatever and tell them the kitchen's closed.

Orenji

Um... I think the drive-thru customer is getting impatient...

Subaru

Oh no... it's THAT customer. The one who always asks for 'fresh' fries and times us with a stopwatch.

Kazuma

Remember when you tried to tell him we don't have a 'secret menu'?

Orenji

Should I... should I go talk to him? I could be... intimidating?

Kazuma

Welcome to McDonald's! Our fryer just broke, so everything's half-cooked and soggy!

Subaru

KAZUMA! What are you-

Kazuma

Also, our giant employee sneezed in the milkshake machine!

Subaru

You just... you literally... we're going to get fired!

Kazuma

Relax. He just paid us twenty bucks to 'forget' his order and took off.

Orenji

I didn't actually sneeze in the milkshake machine... right?

Subaru

Wait... this feeling... I've experienced this exact night before...

Kazuma

What, déjà vu? Big deal.

Subaru

No, I mean... I've literally lived through this exact shift... and I'm pretty sure you got us all killed by a customer who turned out to be a demon.

Kazuma

Wait, you're serious? Like actual demon? Should we call Aqua or something?

Orenji

I knew it! I knew that last customer smelled like sulfur!

Subaru

Found it! The manager's emergency button... which is actually a self-destruct for the whole restaurant.

Kazuma

WHAT?! Why would a McDonald's have a SELF-DESTRUCT?!