Bulma: Nobody touches the wish engine until we agree on rules.
Deadpool: Great. A meeting. My one weakness besides swords, bullets, and emotional growth.
Vegeta: Why is this clown even here?
Deadpool: Because apparently the universe has a sense of humor.
Goku: C’mon, Vegeta. Let’s hear him out.
Frieza: Saiyans arguing over a button. How majestic.
Vegeta: Say that again, lizard.
Android 18: We are three seconds from property damage.
Bulma: Why is the emergency switch labeled ‘Do Not Press, Probably’?
Deadpool: Oh, screw off, Bulma. You built a reality grenade and labeled it ‘Probably.’
Android 18: You touched it.
Vegeta: You snide douchecanoe. Piss off before I launch you through the hangar.
Goku: Uh... is the room supposed to glow?
Frieza: This is your fault, monkeys.
Bulma: No, it responds to conflict!
Vegeta: I will blast him into next week!
Frieza: Do try, Prince.
Android 18: Everybody shut up before the furniture gets a transformation!
Deadpool: Maximum effort!
Goku: Why are there cushions?
Deadpool: Because the universe thinks we need feelings.
Vegeta: I want respect. That is all.
Frieza: I do not want attention. I demand it.
Goku: This is working!
Bulma: The wish was for pizza.
Deadpool: We won the argument!
Frieza: I will accept one slice. As a favor.
