Married Flirt Gets Three Rejection Combo
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Rudeus
Ladies, I couldn't help but notice how the moonlight pales compared to your—
18
Save it. I've heard better lines from vending machines.
Nobara
Yeah, and they at least give you something useful.
Rudeus
Harsh! But I admire a woman who—
Nobara
Who what? Can smell desperation from three tables away?
Rudeus
Actually, I was going to say 'can clear a room with her feet.'
Yoruichi
Oh, this is getting good.
Nobara
My WHAT now, you little—
18
Wait. Aren't you married to that silver-haired demon girl?
Rudeus
That's... not relevant to current company—
Nobara
I'm gonna make him relevant to the pavement.
Rudeus
Technically married, but open to... cultural exchange?
18
Cultural exchange? I'm reporting you to your wife.
Yoruichi
Make sure to mention the foot fetish!
Nobara
Cultural this, pervert!
18
I really need to get out more. This beats grocery shopping.
Yoruichi
Nine lives, and this still makes my top five.
Rudeus
I was just trying to be friendly...
18
Next time, try being married. It's surprisingly effective.
Yoruichi
Don't worry, I'll tell your wife you died honorable... actually, no I won't.