Feixiao: Welcome to Fitness Boot Camp! As your personal trainer, I promise results!
Feixiao: Herta briefed me on your... situation. Don't worry, we'll get you back in shape!
March 7th: I can barely remember my past, but I definitely don't remember being this round!
March 7th: How was I supposed to know Ruan Mei's experimental cookies would have this effect?
Ruan Mei: The caloric density of my baked goods was clearly miscalculated. A most fascinating outcome.
Ruan Mei: Perhaps I should document our weight loss journey for scientific purposes?
Feixiao: Feel the burn! Twenty more squats! This routine is specially designed for maximum effectiveness!
Feixiao: My master always said a strong body makes for a strong mind! Let's go!
Topaz: Whoa! March? Ruan Mei? Is that really you two under all that... extra character development?
Topaz: I barely recognized you! What happened?
March 7th: Topaz! Help us! Feixiao is a monster! We've been at this for hours and I've only lost 0.01 pounds!
March 7th: I'm starting to think being frozen in ice wasn't so bad after all...
Topaz: Don't worry! I've got some great tips! First, consistency is key. Second, proper nutrition is just as important as exercise.
Topaz: And most importantly, stay away from any more of Ruan Mei's "experimental" baking!
Herta: Fascinating progress! My calculations suggest you'll return to normal size in approximately... 87.3 days!
Herta: Or... I could just reverse engineer Ruan Mei's formula and create an antidote. But where's the fun in that?