Maid Latte, Badge Foam, & Handcuff Hearts

Konata

Welcome home, big sister~ What'll it be? Our special neko-parfait?

Rigina Queen

Just black coffee... and maybe the crime-scene tape isn't décor, right?

Konata

One 'Giant-Slayer Americano' coming up~! Sugar cubes shaped like handcuffs?

Rigina Queen

...Those are real.

Roy Hazama

Off-duty already, Officer?

Rigina Queen

Supposed to be. But crime never rests... and apparently neither do maids.

Konata

Actually, our couple set gives free refills if you finish without arguing about work~

Roy Hazama

Deal. But if she cuffs me for slurping, I get your apron as compensation.

Rigina Queen

Fine. But if you modify the spoon into a grenade, I'm billing you overtime.

Rigina Queen

Mmph—this is... sweet.

Konata

She always says that, then arrests the sugar for 'excessive sweetness'.

Rigina Queen

Delete that or you're under arrest for unauthorized cuteness exposure.

Roy Hazama

Evidence already auto-uploaded to cloud. Your move, Detective.

Konata

Next time try the 'Tsundere Tiramisu'—comes with complimentary handcuff key~!