Maid Commander Hayasaka's Shadow Tea Siege

Hayasaka

Milady, we have a Code Black situation. The new transfer student brought... shadows.

Kaguya

Hayasaka, control yourself. Shadows? How pedestrian.

Jin-Woo

My apologies for the intrusion. My shadow soldiers were curious about this... elite academy.

Hayasaka

How... fascinating. Please tell your shadows to stop saluting me.

Kaguya

Shadow soldiers? Hayasaka, why are they bowing to you?

Shadow Soldier

Commander Hayasaka! Shadow Unit reporting for tea service duty!

Hayasaka

Ahahaha! How... theatrical! Must be some kind of... performance art club!

Kaguya

Hayasaka. You seem... familiar with military protocol.

Hayasaka

Milady! Would you prefer Earl Grey or... tactical retreat? I mean, chamomile!

Jin-Woo

Your maid has excellent command presence. Former military?

Hayasaka

Just... extensive butler training! Very... comprehensive!

Kaguya

Hayasaka. Tonight, you're explaining why my maid has a commander's aura. And why shadows fear her.

Shadow Soldier

Commander, your beret! We kept it safe since the Shadow Wars!

Hayasaka

I... can explain everything, milady.

Kaguya

Oh, this is delicious. Better than any romantic comedy.